Player #1: “What’s the difference between a poker pro and an extra large pizza?”
Player #2: “I don’t know, what?”
Player #1: “The pizza can feed a family of four.”
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David Bass (a/k/a KKing David) is an avid poker player and poker blogger in Raleigh, NC. David enjoys all forms of poker, including both live and online games, including no limit Texas Hold'em, pot limit Omaha and numerous mixed games.
He is happily married for 37 years to a wonderful woman who, for purposes of this blog, we'll call "Mrs."
When not playing, hosting or writing about poker, David is a comedy screenwriter. Learn more about his screenplays at www.dsbfilms.com.
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LOL! The beauty of the joke is its simplicity and its re-usability in other situations!
LOL! The beauty of the joke is its simplicity and its re-usability in other situations!