With apologies to The Eagles, the song “Take it Easy” comes to mind with a few modifications:
Well, I’m running out of dough
about to loosen my load
I’ve got seven villains on my mind…
about to loosen my load
I’ve got seven villains on my mind…
Four are gonna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says he’s a friend of mine…
Two that wanna stone me,
One says he’s a friend of mine…
Take it easy, take it easy
Don’t let the turn and the river drive you crazy
Don’t let the turn and the river drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don’t even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand and take it easy
don’t even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand and take it easy
Well, I’m sitting on the button
when all of a sudden
there’s such a fine sight to see
when all of a sudden
there’s such a fine sight to see
It’s two Aces, my Lord, and the big stack calls
slowin’ down to make a play at me
Come on, baby, don’t say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet call is
gonna save me
I gotta know if your sweet call is
gonna save me
We may lose and we may win
Though we will never be here again
so open up, I’m goin’ All-in,
so take it easy
so open up, I’m goin’ All-in,
so take it easy
Oh No-o-o oh oh… No-o-o oh oh
Well I’m running down the road and I’ve loosened
my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin’ for a backer who knows I’m not
a hacker, that’s so hard to find
my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin’ for a backer who knows I’m not
a hacker, that’s so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
don’t let the turn and the river make you crazy
come on baby, don’t say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet call is
gonna save me
don’t let the turn and the river make you crazy
come on baby, don’t say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet call is
gonna save me
Oh No-o-o oh oh… No-o-o oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy… … …
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy… … …
